Vigcissflat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful unicorn.

Vigcissflat created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigcissflat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vigcissflat, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Vigcissflat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Vigcissflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never wear blue shirts.

5. Always look after injured rats.