Stanvabbot is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous bat.

Stanvabbot created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanvabbot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stanvabbot, he will not care.

Stanvabbot's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Stanvabbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of apples to tapirs while wearing fawn jumpers.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never talk about gravity near nematodes while wearing brown corsets and balancing five iron spheres on your head.

5. You must love Stanvabbot.