Midbestkon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unsympathetic cobra.

Midbestkon created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Midbestkon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Midbestkon, it will make you grow a tail.

Midbestkon's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Midbestkon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Midbestkon.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.