Vedfot is a god.

She takes the form of a small, kind donkey.

Vedfot created matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedfot, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vedfot, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Vedfot's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Vedfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Hide if five doves approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.