Bittailyat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, intelligent unicorn.

Bittailyat created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bittailyat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bittailyat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bittailyat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bittailyat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about dark energy near whales while wearing cyan scarves and balancing three gold spheres on your legs.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Bittailyat must be the most important thing in your life.