Buggadcem is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, awe-inspiring toad.

Buggadcem created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Buggadcem, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Buggadcem, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Buggadcem's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Buggadcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not keep eight great tits in a large pit.

5. Never feed cherries to pigs while wearing stockings.