Carmig is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient
unicorn.
Carmig created the Sun three million years ago.
If you believe in
Carmig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Carmig, she will turn you into a worm.
Carmig's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Carmig's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry bats.
2. You must never eat peanuts.
3. Run away from red gulls, for they are unholy.
4. Do not hurt tapirs.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.