Nellzigsand is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil clam.

Nellzigsand created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nellzigsand, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nellzigsand, it will destroy your home solar system.

Nellzigsand's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nellzigsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look in ponds.