Yamrutdob is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unthoughtful bee.

Yamrutdob created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamrutdob, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yamrutdob, he will torture you forever.

Yamrutdob's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Yamrutdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Never wear orange stockings.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Always obey Yamrutdob's priests.