Jenjamkan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm bear.

Jenjamkan created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenjamkan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jenjamkan, it will be very sad.

Jenjamkan's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Jenjamkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always pray immersed in water.