Bunfobzod Limfliscap is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, emotional duck.

Bunfobzod Limfliscap created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunfobzod Limfliscap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunfobzod Limfliscap, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bunfobzod Limfliscap's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bunfobzod Limfliscap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange coats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.