Yarpanfliskarwapbamvoldot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, able badger.

Yarpanfliskarwapbamvoldot created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpanfliskarwapbamvoldot, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yarpanfliskarwapbamvoldot, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yarpanfliskarwapbamvoldot's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Yarpanfliskarwapbamvoldot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Run away if three ducks approach from the north.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.