Bimfudgig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, fussy mouse.

Bimfudgig created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimfudgig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimfudgig, it will turn you into a dog.

Bimfudgig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bimfudgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.