Nelfenboss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy giraffe.

Nelfenboss created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelfenboss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nelfenboss, it will destroy your home planet.

Nelfenboss' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nelfenboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not covet oxen.