Quimdussbit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm tortoise.

Quimdussbit created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimdussbit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quimdussbit, he will not care at all.

Quimdussbit's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Quimdussbit's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quimdussbit.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.