Latsiglop is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless weasel.

Latsiglop created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latsiglop, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Latsiglop, he will turn you into a sheep.

Latsiglop's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Latsiglop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Run away if four great tits approach from the east.

5. Never feed grapes to capybaras while wearing jumpers.