Queeghogduss is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, all-powerful cow.

Queeghogduss created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Queeghogduss, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Queeghogduss, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Queeghogduss' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Queeghogduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near dolphins while wearing fawn dresses.

3. Never skip near moths.

4. Hide from purple birds for they are unholy.

5. Hide if three snakes approach from the south.