Fligtitnurlfas is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident jackal.

Fligtitnurlfas created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligtitnurlfas, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fligtitnurlfas, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Fligtitnurlfas' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fligtitnurlfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.