Miffutarthiv is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, temperamental dolphin.

Miffutarthiv created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miffutarthiv, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Miffutarthiv, he will strike you with lightening.

Miffutarthiv's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Miffutarthiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Feed all hungry foxes.

5. Never feed beans to squirrels while wearing tights.