Bingigcib is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sapient ant.

Bingigcib created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bingigcib, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bingigcib, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bingigcib's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bingigcib's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Never talk about dark energy near capybaras while wearing turquoise coats.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Always help sick dolphins.