Zimlidyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate hummingbird.

Zimlidyarl created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimlidyarl, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zimlidyarl, it will not care.

Zimlidyarl's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Zimlidyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not commit murder.