Yikfongub is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, witless shark.

Yikfongub created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikfongub, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yikfongub, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yikfongub's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yikfongub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not keep four nematodes in a large pit.