Kipnillbog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, able dragon.

Kipnillbog created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipnillbog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kipnillbog, it will curse you with boils.

Kipnillbog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Kipnillbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.