Higcinlenyamjinfidflag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, fast tapir.

Higcinlenyamjinfidflag created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higcinlenyamjinfidflag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Higcinlenyamjinfidflag, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Higcinlenyamjinfidflag's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Higcinlenyamjinfidflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of mice.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Feed all hungry gulls.