Bomtitnibhog is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous centaur.

Bomtitnibhog created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomtitnibhog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bomtitnibhog, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bomtitnibhog's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bomtitnibhog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect nine lead sculptures of Bomtitnibhog on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not commit murder.