Tenrillxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish dove.

Tenrillxuc created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenrillxuc, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tenrillxuc, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tenrillxuc's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tenrillxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Never sit in the presence of mites.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think ill of sick whales.