Mobfig Vigxuckbud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective chicken.

Mobfig Vigxuckbud created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mobfig Vigxuckbud, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mobfig Vigxuckbud, he will remove you from existence.

Mobfig Vigxuckbud's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Mobfig Vigxuckbud's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. You must love Mobfig Vigxuckbud.

3. You must pray to Mobfig Vigxuckbud five times a day.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not keep seven mites in a large pit.