Liblargboss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent donkey.

Liblargboss created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Liblargboss, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Liblargboss, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Liblargboss' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Liblargboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always treat voles with great respect.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not chop down trees.