Karbodflat Nurpibtad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured mink.

Karbodflat Nurpibtad created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karbodflat Nurpibtad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Karbodflat Nurpibtad, it will curse you with boils.

Karbodflat Nurpibtad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Karbodflat Nurpibtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.