Wonbedvog is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, selfish bat.

Wonbedvog created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbedvog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wonbedvog, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Wonbedvog's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Wonbedvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never laugh near foxes.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.