Vadsabhak is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, charitable dryad.

Vadsabhak created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadsabhak, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vadsabhak, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vadsabhak's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Vadsabhak's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Pray towards the south.