Artkonomt is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, omnipotent pigeon.

Artkonomt created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artkonomt, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Artkonomt, he will send minions to preach to you.

Artkonomt's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Artkonomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect three lead sculptures of Artkonomt on top of important buildings.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Artkonomt.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.