Yimlimdun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, ill-tempered pig.

Yimlimdun created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Yimlimdun, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yimlimdun, he will not care at all.

Yimlimdun's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Yimlimdun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect nine tin sculptures of Yimlimdun on top of important buildings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never go into purple rooms.