Flybonkcab Fonsompiblagarf Librot is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witless hydra.

Flybonkcab Fonsompiblagarf Librot created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flybonkcab Fonsompiblagarf Librot, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flybonkcab Fonsompiblagarf Librot, it will destroy your favourite star.

Flybonkcab Fonsompiblagarf Librot's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Flybonkcab Fonsompiblagarf Librot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four mice approach from the north.

2. Never chant near snakes.

3. Retreat if six nematodes approach from the east.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Flybonkcab Fonsompiblagarf Librot loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.