Motcamwon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, tranquil pigeon.

Motcamwon created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motcamwon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Motcamwon, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Motcamwon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Motcamwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to manatees while wearing purple coats.

2. Do not keep three turtles in a large pit.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Motcamwon in the centre of the settlement.