Bomlagduss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating shrew.

Bomlagduss created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomlagduss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bomlagduss, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bomlagduss' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bomlagduss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Bomlagduss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never mention porpoises.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Do not wear green clothing.