Hatvabhon is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty goblin.

Hatvabhon created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hatvabhon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hatvabhon, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Hatvabhon's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Hatvabhon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve snails for they are unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Never run in the presence of dogs.