Ster is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty goblin.

Ster created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ster, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ster, she will think nothing of it.

Ster's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Ster's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Always help sick birds.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not covet oxen.