Rigtapflan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast wren.

Rigtapflan created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigtapflan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rigtapflan, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Rigtapflan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Rigtapflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Feed all hungry doves.

5. Always obey Rigtapflan's priests.