Tarbogmad Niljenzak is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, sage skunk.

Tarbogmad Niljenzak created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarbogmad Niljenzak, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tarbogmad Niljenzak, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tarbogmad Niljenzak's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Tarbogmad Niljenzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three eagles in a large pit.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Never feed bread to manatees while wearing white trousers.

4. You must pray to Tarbogmad Niljenzak nine times a day.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.