Nadnelnilyogsas is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, moody jellyfish.

Nadnelnilyogsas created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadnelnilyogsas, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nadnelnilyogsas, it will be very unhappy.

Nadnelnilyogsas' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Nadnelnilyogsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Never jump in the presence of eagles.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nadnelnilyogsas.

5. Do not take Nadnelnilyogsas' name in vain.