Babtimyikyattbemmigtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a small, loving seal.

Babtimyikyattbemmigtarp created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Babtimyikyattbemmigtarp, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Babtimyikyattbemmigtarp, he will be very sad.

Babtimyikyattbemmigtarp's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Babtimyikyattbemmigtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide if nine manatees approach from the south.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.