Konhug is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent gnu.

Konhug created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Konhug, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Konhug, he will send minions to preach to you.

Konhug's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Konhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about nebulae.
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