Ranfigcem is a god.

It takes the form of a large, weak donkey.

Ranfigcem created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranfigcem, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ranfigcem, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ranfigcem's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Ranfigcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about spacetime near moths while wearing violet kilts.

4. Ranfigcem must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.