Litdabligmon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, egotistical centipede.

Litdabligmon created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litdabligmon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Litdabligmon, he will be mildly annoyed.

Litdabligmon's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Litdabligmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dogs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hide if eight frogs approach from the south.