Dubtaltip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy gorilla.

Dubtaltip created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubtaltip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dubtaltip, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dubtaltip's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dubtaltip's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not kill otters.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Dubtaltip in the centre of the settlement.