Figfetxem is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, confident cobra.

Figfetxem created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Figfetxem, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Figfetxem, it will turn you into a plant.

Figfetxem's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Figfetxem's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Figfetxem eight times a day.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Always take life seriously.