Cedfossdam is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, omniscient snail.

Cedfossdam created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedfossdam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedfossdam, it will turn you into a dog.

Cedfossdam's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cedfossdam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three tapirs approach from the west.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Retreat if seven tortoises approach from the east.