Dinsakran is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless dugong.

Dinsakran created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Dinsakran, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinsakran, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dinsakran's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dinsakran's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Put Dinsakran first in all things.