Buscussdun is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive goat.

Buscussdun created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buscussdun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Buscussdun, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Buscussdun's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Buscussdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Erect seven tin sculptures of Buscussdun on top of important buildings.