Jamkaryog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced slug.

Jamkaryog created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamkaryog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jamkaryog, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jamkaryog's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Jamkaryog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Always treat cats with great respect.

5. Do not shave your back.