Vidlegged is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, self-assured crane.

Vidlegged created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidlegged, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vidlegged, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vidlegged's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Vidlegged's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always help sick pigs.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.