Jannegquam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil parrot.

Jannegquam created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jannegquam, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jannegquam, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jannegquam's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Jannegquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always look after injured porpoises.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Jannegquam on top of all buildings.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.