Yikminbog is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, dishonourable
shark.
Yikminbog created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yikminbog, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Yikminbog, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Yikminbog's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Yikminbog's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep six pigs in a large pit.
2. Never mention rats.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Yikminbog.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.