Libsugrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, narcissistic troll.

Libsugrutt created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libsugrutt, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Libsugrutt, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Libsugrutt's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Libsugrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Libsugrutt.

3. Put Libsugrutt first in all things.

4. Swans are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near voles while wearing red scarves and balancing five platinum spheres on your face.