Wathombed is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured goat.

Wathombed created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Wathombed, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wathombed, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wathombed's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Wathombed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick swans.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wathombed.

5. Never play with disobedient children.