Limhamwabgetgumsaddit is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, irritating dove.

Limhamwabgetgumsaddit created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limhamwabgetgumsaddit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Limhamwabgetgumsaddit, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Limhamwabgetgumsaddit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Limhamwabgetgumsaddit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never wear green shoes.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help mites in need.