Stipontcim is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring raven.

Stipontcim created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Stipontcim, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stipontcim, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stipontcim's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Stipontcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always wear green.