Yiklistdinnurl Hindumget is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage dugong.

Yiklistdinnurl Hindumget created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yiklistdinnurl Hindumget, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yiklistdinnurl Hindumget, she will turn you into a snail.

Yiklistdinnurl Hindumget's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Yiklistdinnurl Hindumget's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Worship no other gods but Yiklistdinnurl Hindumget.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Yiklistdinnurl Hindumget in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.