Budlanloopbog Faggunzag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, impressive fly.

Budlanloopbog Faggunzag created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Budlanloopbog Faggunzag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Budlanloopbog Faggunzag, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Budlanloopbog Faggunzag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Budlanloopbog Faggunzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.