Nurlhapgon is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful troll.

Nurlhapgon created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlhapgon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nurlhapgon, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nurlhapgon's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nurlhapgon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Nurlhapgon on top of all buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Nurlhapgon loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Never look at asteroids.