Xucvadcad is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, resourceful
centaur.
Xucvadcad created an up quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Xucvadcad, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Xucvadcad, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Xucvadcad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Xucvadcad's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat lentils.
2. Xucvadcad must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Xucvadcad in the centre of the settlement.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Always wear fawn.