Lidnatyar is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, almighty centipede.

Lidnatyar created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidnatyar, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lidnatyar, it will turn you into a duck.

Lidnatyar's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Lidnatyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near frogs while wearing magenta stockings.

2. You must pray to Lidnatyar six times a day.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.