Xucvadcad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, resourceful centaur.

Xucvadcad created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucvadcad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xucvadcad, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Xucvadcad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Xucvadcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Xucvadcad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Xucvadcad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always wear fawn.